An e-mail from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:
\'We, in Ireland, can\'t figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.
On one side, you have a pants-wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can\'t seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn\'t even like the country her husband wants to run.
Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate Mc terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.
What in Lord’s name are you lads thinking over there in the colonies?!!\'